Luke 4:5 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.

This is how far Jesus and the devil could see if the devil took him to the highest mountain on Earth. All the kingdoms of Earth do not fit in that red circle. Jesus was not impressed with such a small offer and turned the devil down.

Defense attorney: “Which one of you actually spent face time with Josh?”

Matt and John raise their hands. Mark and Luke sit on their own hands, remain silent, and look away to a corner of the courtroom because they know damn well their Roman asses were never anywhere near Judea.

DA: “Okay, this question is directed to the eyewitnesses. Where did you first see Josh after his execution?”

M: “Judas quit, but we eleven remaining disciples went away into the Galilee, to the west side of Lake Kinneret and this mountain near Magdala where Josh had designated for us to meet. There we saw him! Most of us revered him, but some doubted.”

John: “No, that was later. Only Tom doubted, remember? On the first day of the week after the execution when the doors of the room we rented were shut and locked for fear of the other Jews, Josh somehow came and stood in our midst. He said, ‘Peace be with you.'”

Matt: “Nope.”

John: “Yep.”

DA: “I move for a mistrial.”

Judge: “Case dismissed!”