Terminal Cruise

Sort the Holy Bible by verse length with #Perl #80

perl -e 'print sort {length $b <=> length $a} <>' kjv.txt

NEH.10:16 - Adonijah, Bigvai, Adin,    
NEH.10:18 - Hodijah, Hashum, Bezai,    
NEH.10:27 - Malluch, Harim, Baanah.    
NEH.12:5 - Miamin, Maadiah, Bilgah,    
JOH.6:48 - I am that bread of life.    
1CH.1:24 - Shem, Arphaxad, Shelah,    
NEH.10:13 - Hodijah, Bani, Beninu.    
NEH.10:17 - Ater, Hizkijah, Azzur,    
NEH.11:33 - Hazor, Ramah, Gittaim,    
NEH.12:4 - Iddo, Ginnetho, Abijah,    
JOB.3:2 - And Job spake, and said,    
EXO.20:15 - Thou shalt not steal.    
1TH.5:19 - Quench not the Spirit.    
1TH.5:25 - Brethren, pray for us.    
EXO.20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.    
NEH.10:15 - Bunni, Azgad, Bebai,    
LUK.17:32 - Remember Lot's wife.    
1TH.5:17 - Pray without ceasing.    
DEU.5:17 - Thou shalt not kill.    
1CH.1:26 - Serug, Nahor, Terah,    
1CH.1:1 - Adam, Sheth, Enosh,    
1CH.1:25 - Eber, Peleg, Reu,    
1TH.5:16 - Rejoice evermore.    
JOH.11:35 - Jesus wept.

A XEN KOAN

Xena said, “There is a mode where the pipes seek neither to conquer the musician nor to be conquered by the musician.”

Gabhopper gave the pipes to Xena. “Please teach me this mystical mode.”

Xena dropped the pipes and crushed them under her boots.

And Gabhopper was enlightened!

Waitress: “And how would you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy?”

Me: “Big naturals, please.”

Windows shit runs on Linux just fine but not the other way around, Bill Gates don’t like it.

WordStar running on MSDOS on a tablet with an external keyboard attached. What’s old is new again.