Terminal Cruise

A XEN KOAN

Xena said, “There is a mode where the pipes seek neither to conquer the musician nor to be conquered by the musician.”

Gabhopper gave the pipes to Xena. “Please teach me this mystical mode.”

Xena dropped the pipes and crushed them under her boots.

And Gabhopper was enlightened!

Waitress: “And how would you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy?”

Me: “Big naturals, please.”

Windows shit runs on Linux just fine but not the other way around, Bill Gates don’t like it.

WordStar running on MSDOS on a tablet with an external keyboard attached. What’s old is new again.