Dark Star (1974) – Director John Carpenter’s first film, a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey made for $60,000 with an electronic music score by Carpenter, a script by “Alien” writer Dan O’Bannon, a talking bomb, a living beach ball, and some remarkably believable special effects
Decimal to binary
#! /bin/bash
D2B=({0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1}{0..1})
echo $((10#${D2B[$1]}))
Definite integrals with Python
from sympy import symbols, integrate
x=symbols('x')
f=x/(1+x**2)
y=integrate(f,(x,0,5))
print(y)
DEUTERONOMY
Deuteronomy means “Second Law” and it was a scroll that some priests “found” behind a couch in the temple just when the king was talking about instituting a series of religious reforms.
At the end of the forty years of camping at the foot of Mt. Sinai Moses had some things to say to the people that he got straight from the mouth of God. Most of it was a recap.
Moses reminded them of how God said it was time to pick up and take possession of the land from the Mediterranean Sea to the River Euphrates, and from Lebanon to the mountain occupied by the Amorites. In other words, go grab for yourself Greater Israel. And Moses brought to their recall how he made certain men among them heads over the people and charged them to judge impartially.
And Moses told them how when the people had come to the mountain of the Amorites a party of twelve, with one man from each tribe, was sent to reconnoiter the place, and they found it a goodly land, but the people would not giddyup and go take it, but instead were content to murmur in their tents in fear of the Amorites.
And God swore that not one man from that generation would see the promised land, except for Caleb the son of Jephunneh. Not even Moses himself would go see it. But Joshua the son of Nun would lead the following generation in taking possession of Greater Israel.
And Moses led them to recall how they had a change of heart and girded themselves up ready to fight, but God said no, you better not go now, because I won’t be with you, and your enemies will have their way with you.
And in even this the people disobeyed God, and went into battle anyway, and at Seir and Hormah they had their heads handed to them on a platter. After that they abode in Kadesh for many days.
WINDOWSGUY: The promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator now a mediator is not jesus
I see. So not God but an angel told Moses (Deuteronomy 5:31):
“But as for thee, stand thou here by me, and I will speak unto thee all the commandments and the statutes and the judgments which thou shalt teach them, that they may do them in the land which I give them to possess it.”
WINDOWSGUY: Every disease you can imagine was placed on the body of Christ before He went to the cross.
Deuteronomy 15:21 And if there be any blemish therein, as if it be lame, or blind, or have any ill blemish, thou shalt not sacrifice it unto the LORD thy God.
WINDOWSGUY: Rape is not the WILL of Almighty God. It was punished by death.
Actually it was punished by a fine of fifty shekels.
Deuteronomy 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
WINDOWSGUY: I hold to mosaic authorship.
“Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.” –– Moses (Numbers 12:3)
“And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his eye was not dim, nor his natural force abated.” — Moses (Deuteronomy 34:7)
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 001: Maybe, if you get me real drunk first.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 002: You know they have surgery to fix that.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 003: Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 004: I didn’t know they came that small.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 005: Are you cold?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 006: Why don’t we just cuddle?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 007: Why is god punishing you?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 008: Oh, i didn’t know you were in an accident.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 009: Thanks, i needed a toothpick.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 010: But it still works, right?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 011: How sweet, you brought incense.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 012: This explains your car.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 013: Wow, but your feet are so big.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 014: Where’s the rest of it?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 015: I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 016: It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 017: Is that an optical illusion?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 018: Ever heard of Clearasil?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 019: At least this won’t take long.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 020: It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 021: Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 022: Can i be honest with you?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 023: Yeah, I heard excessive masturbation shrinks it.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 024: Were you neutered?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 025: Aww, it’s hiding.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 026: Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 027: Is that a second belly button?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 028: Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 029: Let me go get my tweezers.
- Unsolicited dick pic standard reply 030: Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
Dirsplit
Split a directory full of files into volumes small enough to burn to CD, while minimizing wasted space
dirsplit -m -s 650M loops
Install dosemu
Put this in the AUTOEXEC.BAT and Wordstar looks like a million bucks:
xmode -font vga12x30
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
dump
Convert html to text in bulk:
#!/bin/bash
for i in *.html
do lynx –dump “$i” > “${i%%.*}.txt”
done
Terminal Cruise 