PC

Got this in Hong Kong in ’86. Wasn’t available stateside. Full up computer, ran BASIC.

A $35 Android TV stick set up as a PC.

Never obsolete!

533 MHZ!

128 MB of RAM with a slot to double that!

15 GB of HD space, who would use all that?

56 kbps land-line modem, and we all know it runs at the rated speed, all the time!

Media tray is read-only but hey, it’s DVD capable! Install Power-DVD for a nominal fee and watch Jurassic Park!

Windows 98 with the option to upgrade to the SECOND edition!

Archaeologists uncover a fragment of a sacred codex from the dawn of the information age.